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JOKE OF THE MONTH

Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
A: Frostbite
Brem, 12, from Scotland

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Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt Newcastle fan
Olivia, 13, from England

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I have a apple pie growing on my bum.
Doctor: Great, I have some cream for that.
Kate, from England

Q: What's a cat'a favourite TV show?
A: The evening mews
Jemma, 7, from England

Q: Why did the hedgehog say 'Ow'?
A: Because its coat was inside out

Q: What does a fish eat when it's poorly?
A: Vitamin Sea
Ella, 8, from Leeds in England

Q: Why was the Egyptian boy crying?
A: Because his daddy was a mummy
Rebecca, 9, from England

Knock knock
Who's there?
Best friends with
Best friends with who?
Best friends with you!
Anni, 6, from Leeds in England

Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts
David, 10, from Austin, Texas, in the USA

Q: Why is six afraid of seven?
A: Because seven eight nine
Serena, 8, from England

Q: What did the cow ask the sheep?
A: Do you want to go to the mooovies?

Q: What did the zombie baby say when she couldnt find her mum?
A: I want my mummy
Nicky, 11, from England

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat and a parrot?
A: A carrot
Matthew, 9, from England

Q: Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
A: Because it had no body to go with
Luke, 8, from England

Q: What do you call a bottle that has no water and you've put it in the bin?
A: It's bin and gone
Edward, 8, from England

Q: If the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side, then why did the wolf cross the road?
A: To catch the chicken!
Kristen, 12, from Tewkesbury, England

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