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Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Because they RRRRRRRRRR!
Georgina, 12, from England
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Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nacho cheese
Saffy, 12, from England
A: Nacho cheese
Saffy, 12, from England
Q: Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
A: Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop
Courtney, 13
A: Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop
Courtney, 13
Q: What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A: A nun rolling down a hill
Emily, 12, from England
A: A nun rolling down a hill
Emily, 12, from England
Q: What's green and fast and comes out of your nose?
A: A lambogreenie!
Megan, 9, from England
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Q: What's a horse's favourite TV programme?
A: Neighbours
Chloe and Jessica, 10, from England
One day a little girl came home from school and said to her mum, 'I was punished for something I did not do.'
The mum said, 'Oh dear, I will have to talk with your teacher. What was it that you didn't do?'
The little girl said, 'My homework.'
Q: Why was 6 scared of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because he had no body to go with
Tony, 10, from Scotland
The mum said, 'Oh dear, I will have to talk with your teacher. What was it that you didn't do?'
The little girl said, 'My homework.'
Q: Why was 6 scared of 7?
A: Because 7 8 9
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: Because he had no body to go with
Tony, 10, from Scotland
Q: What's red and geeen and goes round and round?
A: A frog in a blender
Georgina, 11, from England
Knock knock
Who's there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner
Q: Why did the snail cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station
Raheela, 13, from England
Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in
Shammas, 12, from England
Q: What do you call a bird that got run over by a lawnmower?
A: Shredded tweat
Jack, 12, from England
A: Shredded tweat
Jack, 12, from England
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