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Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Oh, don't cry!
Dee, 9, from England
Q: What do you call two peas that have been in a fight?
A: The black-eyed peas
Charlie, 9, from England
A: The black-eyed peas
Charlie, 9, from England
Q: What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur?
A: Pork chops
Michel, 9, from England
A: Pork chops
Michel, 9, from England
Q: Wht aren't there any aspirin in the jungle?
A: Because the parrotseatemall
Emily, 10, from England
A: Because the parrotseatemall
Emily, 10, from England
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
See, you've forgotten me already!
Courtney, 8, from England
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Molly, 8, from England
D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R
Molly, 8, from England
Knock knock
Who's there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell you
Aleina, 9, from England
Q: What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A: Hot cross bunnies!
Samira, 12, from England
Q: What happens when a baby eats Rice Krispies?
A: It goes snap, crackle and poop!
Samira, 12, from England
A: It goes snap, crackle and poop!
Samira, 12, from England
Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor who?
How do you know my name?
Bradley, 8, from England
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